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The office room was dark and exaggeratedly gloomy, though there was nothing else Shingo would expect (nor accept, for the matter) from Reiji. The CEO was focused on his laptop, hands folded under his chin like some second hand villain.
What the heck does he want, I don’t have all day here. The seconds kept ticking by and Shingo decided to just leave when Reiji stood up from his seat and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose with two fingers. Dweeb, the duelist rolled his eyes. No leaving for him yet.
“So, why did you want to see m—” He didn’t get to finish that sentence. Reiji’s attempt to do the stereotypical smart megane move ended up in a failure and the glasses on the floor. Now anyone who didn’t know Reiji would wait for him to gracefully bow down and pick them up but…
Oh gods, there he goes.
Reiji had dropped on his knees almost instantly, fumbling around under the desk with the most panicked expression on his face. He had lost all his composure (if what he did could be called that) and squinted his eyes around to see better. Now Shingo could turn the lights on but that would take away half of the fun, plus he was sure Reiji kept them off because nobody ever really bothered to dust that place.
“My glasses, I can’t see without my glasses!” The voice was different too. Perhaps they’d run out of budget for Hosoya or the man could do a wider range than initially planned. The thing was, he sounded girly, high pitched, almost like—
“Jinkies! I need my glasses!”
At that point Shingo was 100% sure he had applied for the wrong anime series.
i just made utopia dance to womanizer youre welcome
okay, so i wouldn’t usually post something like this in the tag but i know there’s been a few pretty offensive things in here lately and i feel like it needs to be said.
if you have to make a distasteful joke (including highlights like jokes about abuse and nazis, misogyny, and casual, gratuitous slurs), then please at least have the decency to tag the distasteful elements in them. preferably in the body of the post, so that they’ll be on any and all reblogs.
even more than that, if the joke’s offensive and distasteful then perhaps consider not putting it in the tag in the first place. or, even better, consider not making it in the first place.
